Okay, here's the deal: Every morning as you go through the routine of making coffee, combing your hair, catching a few stories in the newspaper, etc., you will incorporate the daily ritual of having a little guy visit you and quickly add two small tattoos to your body.

The images affixed to your body are applied under very exact conditions. They will measure 1/2 in in height, be of green color, and portray the dollar symbol ($). On the first morning, the tattoos will be placed directly above the middle of each eyebrow. On the second morning another set will be added above your previous tattoos. This pattern continues upward, until your hairline is reached. Two pathways must be shaved along the top of your cranium to allow the images to be displayed. As the daily dollar signs keep adding up, the parallel lines continue over the crest of your head, back down along both sides of your spine, down behind your legs, along the bottom of your feet, and then back up your legs, etc.-- until the last tattoos reach your lower eyelids.

You can dress in any manner you choose, but the tattoos above your neck cannot be covered. This means that the two narrow shaved pathways must always be kept open on your scalp to prevent your hair from covering the images. Folks like Patrick Stewart and Jesse Ventura will have an advantage here.

The ink in the tattoos is not permanent, and it will be timed that all the green dollar signs on your body will fade away after 2 years from the day you start this adventure.

For incentive, you are given $500 for each tattoo, which means $1000 a day. Once you start, you must agree to finish the whole process. I have calculated that the average size person could earn over $336,000 in 11 months. Ideally, this would be a perfect money-raising opportunity for a tall, bald person.