I was on my way and the the thought of watching it put me to sleep and I wrecked my car. Fires were started throughout town due to the leaking gasoline, as the fire engines were pulling out of the station the dispatcher told them I was on my way to watch soccer...The firemen then thought of watching it as well and drove into Budd Inlet while sleeping. This is where it gets really interesting, while the Coast Guard was fishing them out of the bay an AWACS was called in to coordinate the rescue effort. Upon notification that they were on the way to put out fires caused by thinking about soccer the navigator fell asleep and the aircraft eneded up over Olympia, Greece. The Greeks, not wanting foreigners in there airspace fired upon the American aircraft, you can guess what happened next, it wasn't pretty. The carrier Enterprise was on station in the Med and did the only thing that could be expected when a US aircraft is being fired upon, they launched massive counter attacks against all greek military targets and government buildings. With Greece effectively crippled and both Olympia's in flames the issue was finally sorted out. However they did have to bring in the Mexican consulate to act in good faith as the American represenative at the table because they could not find an American that could stay awake while thinking about Soccer.

You guys don't enjoy soccer? That's fine. You don't have to make fun of people who do.