So I'm just sitting in my living room reading a book minding my own business like a normal guy, when I realize I'm hearing a faint voice from the other side of the house. I look around to see if any of my four cats hear this as well, but they are nowhere to be seen.

So I creep down the hallway and as I near the utility room door I hear a tiny announcer voice, "And springtime is still a few months away, meaning we won't be able to grab those small, flightless baby birds that fall out of the nests for awhile. So, until we can give you mews about the weather turning warmer, here are some tips on how to drive your humans crazy while housebound ..."

I probably should've waited to hear what they said next, but instead I went into the room and saw a little video camera set up, pointed at all four cats sitting in a row, looking up at me with total innocent big-eyed faces. Yeah. Right.

So my word of warning. Don't leave your cats alone in a room with a TV and remote. They might be watching the "Four Cats Forecasts For Cats."