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Submitted by The Original Yoda on Fri, 03/21/2008 - 12:12pm.
From Engr Jerry Aliu I am Engr. Jerry Aliu, the Director of the Foreign Operations in the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation. (NNPC) Recently I awarded and over invoiced a contract project in my Department to a foreign firm in Nigeria, the contract project has been completed awaiting to be commissioned, the account department of my So my main reason of contacting you is for you to team up with me in order to claim the over invoiced The over invoiced amount is: $25,500 000 00 (Twenty Five Million Five hundred Thousand United States If you agree to work with me in order to receive this over invoiced amount in your bank account for our Thanks Dear Engr.,
You don't know what Crocs are, you say? Well they are all the rage here and I don't see that train stopping any time soon! Crocs are little rubber shoes that are full of holes (I'm not sure why??) that people all over this country wear and they come in many, many colors and many, many sizes. Even babies here wear Crocs! They probably don't make much sense in countries such as Nigeria or Lagos or Vietnam because snakes and scorpions could crawl through the little holes and kill you, but we don't have snakes and scorpions in the United States and so the little holes are just...cute! If you would agree to invest, along with me, the total sum of $25 million in Crocs I believe we could double our money within the next 6 months or so...you and I could practically buy Vietnam! Please consider this offer carefully and please do not pass this information around to any other African countries but keep it between us. I anxiously await your reply. Sincerely, (I never heard back)
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Today he got a really odd one...
Submitted by The Original Yoda on Tue, 09/23/2008 - 8:06pm.I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.
I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.
This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.
Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.
Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson
I knew it! I knew it!
Submitted by Laurian on Tue, 09/23/2008 - 8:53pm.