Ga-Na!: See Gnaw! Ga-Naw! Ga-Na! Whamp!

Ga-naw:
See Chew Chomp Chew Chomp Chew Gnaw Ga-naw
See Gnaw! Ga-Naw! Ga-Na! Whamp!

Ga-Naw Ga-Naw: See Gnaw Ga-Naw Ga-Naw Arrr Grrr Rrrrip! Who-o-o-ooosh!

Gaarr!: See Bra-ap-a-brap-akaka! Gaarr! Arrr! Yaaar!

Gabug: See Skritch Scratch, Skritch Scratch Honk! Skritch Scratch Clunk! Yap Yap Yap Yap Kick! Glug Gabug Glug Gabug

Gag!: See Swoop! Swoop! Choke! Gag! Skuttle Skretch Skratch

Gak!:
See Bop! Gak!
See Zip! Zoop! Plop! Sniff Sniff Gak!

Garrr!: See Flop! Thud! Thunk! Crack! Arrr! Garrr! Yarr! Arrrr! Yarrrg! Skreee Arrrr! Grrr! Yaarrr! Pfffftt! Slam! Whap Whap Whap Whap

Gasp!:
See Aargh! Gasp! Bam! Spit! Punch!
See Pant! Gasp! Puff! Pant! Puff! Pant! Sweat! Sweat!

Gleam! Emanate! Project!: Sound effects accompanying a public relations man. (Cranium Frenzy 5 (1985))

Gloop!:
See Bloop! Ploop! Gloop!
See Poink Zip! Gloop!

Gloop! Bloop!: A variation of: Bloop! Ploop! Gloop!

Glug!:
(1) A man stays in a sad bath for much too long and eventually goes down the drain (Glug!) (Dog Boy 7 (1986))
(2) The sound of very thick coffee being poured from a coffee pot. (Morty Without Tears; and, Planet of the Bobs (1989))
See also: Zip! Slice Glug! Glug! Glurg!
See also: Skritch Scratch, Skritch Scratch Honk! Skritch Scratch Clunk! Yap Yap Yap Yap Kick! Glug Gabug Glug Gabug

Glug! Glug! Glug!: A Morty Dog makes a vain attempt to drown his sorrows at a bar with a beer. (Cranium Frenzy 8 (1995))

Glurg!: See Zip! Slice Glug! Glug! Glurg!

Gnaw: See Chew Chomp Chew Chomp Chew Gnaw Ga-naw

Gnaw! Ga-Naw! Ga-Na! Whamp!: As if he was a beaver, a Morty Dog chews a pole that is holding up a jail cell high in the air. The cell falls to the ground with a WHAMP! (Starhead Presents 1 (1986))

Gnaw Ga-Naw Ga-Naw Arrr Grrr Rrrrip! Who-o-o-ooosh!: Some mean floating heads chew open a little door, ripping it asunder, and whoosh inside in order to exact revenge upon a Morty Dog. (Dogtown Zoo (1982))

Grab!:
(1) A 4th grade teacher, ca. 1965, confiscates a "Rat Fink" type trading card from a student and declares, "In New York City, tucked away in tall buildings, there are thin, pale men with sick minds who draw this junk in order to ROT YOUR LITTLE BRAINS!!! This, children, is part of the International Communist Conspiracy!!" (Musical Chairs (1999))
(2) "Why is it that all messiahs must be followed by idiots?" wonders a Morty Dog as he runs from a mob who worships him as a world savior. An arms reaches out and GRABs Morty, then pulls him to safety behind a wall as the mobs runs past. (Rise and Fall of Morty the Dog (1987))
See also: Push! Grab! Bash Hit Rip Shred Smash Crash Fight
See also: Screech! Snap! Tangle! Wrap! Tie! Zip! Grab!

Grab! Rrrip! Toss! Smack Crunch Crunch: The sounds of a Morty Dog grabbing the frog embedded in the top of a cranium of an angel (Grab!), ripping it loose (Rrrip!), throwing the newly deceased frog about two feet into the air, where it plummets back towards Morty's eagerly awaiting open mouth (Toss!), and then chewing and digesting said amphibian (Smack Crunch Crunch). (Bezango (1994))

Grab! Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick: Senator Gassaway grabs a mailed package from an aide, unaware that it contains a letter bomb intended for a Morty Dog. (Cranium Frenzy 7 (1994))

Grind: A middle-aged with a mysterious mission grinds his cigarette to extinction on an ashtray in an obscure tavern. (One Way Flight to Anywhere But Here (1977)
See also: Crank Crank Crank Grind!
See also: Wrrrr! Grind! Wrrrr! Wrrrrrr Wrrrrr Wrrrr Wrrrr Grind! Scrape! Wrrrrr

Grind Mow: A homicidical lawnmower makes short work of Mukey the Mutant Membrane, who had the misfortune of being in the path of the psychopathic machine. (Cranium Frenzy 7 (1994))

Grrr:
See Arrr Grrr
See Flop! Thud! Thunk! Crack! Arrr! Garrr! Yarr! Arrrr! Yarrrg! Skreee Arrrr! Grrr! Yaarrr! Pfffftt! Slam! Whap Whap Whap Whap
See Gnaw Ga-Naw Ga-Naw Arrr Grrr Rrrrip! Who-o-o-ooosh!
See Hrrrgh! Nrrrgh! Rrrrgh! Harrr! Arrr! Grrr
See Yarrr! Arr Arrr Grrr Grrr? Arrr? Ahh!

Grrrr: See Hrrgh! Nnrgh! Grrrr

Grrrr. Pffft!: A big brained guy named Otto and a computer are about to square off in a contest and hurl last minute insults at each other. (Cranium Frenzy 2 (1982))

Grrrrp!!!: See Kerploosh!!! Chomp! Grrrrp!!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrip!!! Pop! Sproing!! Zow! Splat! Bonk! Bonk! Bonk!

Gug!: See Blable! Blblb! Blgug! Gug! Gug!

Guk Guk Guk!:
(1) Snoodle B. Clapsaddle pours a can of glue on his head in an effort to stick his hair, recently torn out by himself, back on his cranium. (Cranium Frenzy 7 (1994))
(2) The Queen drinks a glass of wine, not knowing it was poisoned. (Tragedy of Morty, Prince of Denmarke 5 (1985))

Guk Guk Guk Guk Guk: Minden Hart, minus his head, pours and entire keg of beer into his neck to drown his sorrow. (Natural Functions (1986))

Guk Guk Guk Guk Rumble Rumble: A Morty Dog drinks his morning coffee (GUK x 4) and starts to feel the effect (RUMBLE x 2) (Morty Without Tears; and, Planet of the Bobs (1989))

Gulp!:
A man gulps down the sun, throwing the world in total darkness. (Iron Moose 3 (1984))
See also: Snarf! Gulp!
See also: Squirt! Pop Pop Gulp!

Gurgle: See Flush Gurgle

Gurgle Gurgle Gurgle: See Krr Flush! Gurgle Gurgle Gurgle Floshoomm

Gurk!: The sound made when the cartoonist spills a cup of hot coffee all over himself while driving west on Snoqualmie Pass. (Mumbles 4 (1985))