Jab!:
(1) A despondent swordfish, who lives in the hollow Earth, jumps off a skyscraper. His beak punctures the interior surface, and suddenly pokes through the exterior and jabs the behind of Fred C. Plughole, who is able to exist on the outside surface without being flung into space by means of having suction cups for feet. (Cranium Frenzy 2 (1982))
(2) In a land where humor is a physical substance that can be shaped, a man with a sharp wit shapes the stuff into a sharp stick, jabs a Morty Dog, and says, "Is that your nose or are you trying to balance an 8-ball?" (Cranium Frenzy 5 (1985))
(3) In a land where humor is a physical substance and is now regulated by the government, and hence only available to the elite, the have-nots stage a laff riot in order to regain their humor. During the riots, the police are armed with clubs with nails and JAB the protesters in the heads. (Cranium Frenzy 5 (1985))
(4) A psychopath jabs a needle lengthwise through a worm in order to use it as a drinking straw. (Gimmie Comics 1 (1973))
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